my facebook review
Her: ||?.
Me: andrew
I asked her what impression she got from my pictures. She answered with a Facebook profile review that I probably should have paid for. Ironically, this may be the first conversation ever to hit ‘ideas for conversations’.
21/10/2007 11:02:09 PM ||?. … you’re keeping it censored.
21/10/2007 11:02:28 PM ||?. … it’s clear. which leads me to believe that you have a job worth keeping and credentials
21/10/2007 11:02:41 PM ||?. … so when i see the party /cool pics, I see well-rounded
21/10/2007 11:02:53 PM ||?. … ya some ****s put up the dumbest s**t
21/10/2007 11:03:05 PM ||?. … i see a normal human with a brain
21/10/2007 11:03:05 PM ||?. … seem to have lots of interests, music being major… quality friends being another since alot of them repeart
21/10/2007 11:04:10 PM andrew… ur missing one important part
21/10/2007 11:04:21 PM ||?. … hold on I didnt even go to ur profile
21/10/2007 11:05:42 PM ||?. … you have an unequal split of 100% girls that haev posted on your wall…. all of which are [dumb] postings (you knwo what I mean)
21/10/2007 11:06:12 PM andrew… my sister and priya are wicked people.. as is christine
21/10/2007 11:06:26 PM ||?. … overall your friends list consists of an abundance of girls. however many have boyfriends which is clear.
21/10/2007 11:06:35 PM ||?. … either way i dont know the nature of ur relationships
21/10/2007 11:07:37 PM ||?. … moving on to ur groups, they demonstrate forward thinking and creativitty. indeed all are of legit intersts, showing that you dont mess around
21/10/2007 11:07:54 PM ||?. … ur not going to join the “vote hayley for cheerleader of the year ” group - although u’ll check it out
21/10/2007 11:09:20 PM ||?. … your gifts demonstrate that you are seeing people actively so does ur status and what ur looking for
21/10/2007 11:09:59 PM ||?. … ispeakto.ca is interestign. again put this in the group with the category of gruops and interests
21/10/2007 11:10:03 PM ||?. … you seem like you like to be int he know
21/10/2007 11:10:12 PM ||?. … generally you like to be in the knwo about all current thigns
21/10/2007 11:10:16 PM ||?. … it is really obvious
21/10/2007 11:10:26 PM ||?. … like anything new you are all over
21/10/2007 11:10:59 PM ||?. … sense of humour
21/10/2007 11:11:15 PM ||?. … the MOST important part about facebook
21/10/2007 11:12:14 PM ||?. … is clicking on your profile pic and seeing what other profile pictures that person put up. why? to see what is significant to them / how they want tobe perceived / how they see themselves / visual values / moral values / sense of judgement
21/10/2007 11:12:41 PM ||?. … urs are inconsistant to the naked eye
21/10/2007 11:12:56 PM ||?. … consistant in the way that they show u unconventioanlly though
21/10/2007 11:13:20 PM ||?. … clean,cool,visually appealing, slightly artistic, slightly things you care about, pretty thigns and all positive.
21/10/2007 11:13:39 PM ||?. … all positive is key,
21/10/2007 11:14:04 PM andrew… does that seem like a facade?
21/10/2007 11:14:10 PM ||?. … maybe a little
21/10/2007 11:14:11 PM andrew… since nothing is ever all positive?
21/10/2007 11:14:24 PM ||?. … but it’s not because u consider work and that was said at the beginning
21/10/2007 11:14:34 PM ||?. … so within a context that ppl may see this and it may matter - no it’s not a facade
21/10/2007 11:16:07 PM ||?. … pictures say that you are surrunded by friends etc…
21/10/2007 11:17:06 PM ||?. … I can see that famiyl is key though, I dont’ know who specifis are
21/10/2007 11:17:15 PM ||?. … just by who is tagged in photos and whose album they come from
21/10/2007 11:17:45 PM ||?. … u and aaron look identical
21/10/2007 11:20:11 PM ||?. … u look like a human
Despite the occasional bit of crude and the odd assumption I may not agree with, this is a fantastically honest insight into what 47 million people are thinking about each other every single day (and in significantly less time than 18 minutes).
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I’m sure there was a time when the personal webpage was for fun and entertainment. It’s amazing how we ‘get to know a person’ through their applications, pictures, and friend’s wall posts. But what if you have apps that you don’t want? or pics that you didn’t want tagged? or friends that you never wanted to add in the first place? I think it’s hard to judge a book by its cover, just as it is hard to judge a person by his/her facebook profile page.
however, yours is pretty on par.